partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
A 9,750 FOOT TALL MOUNTAIN IS NOT A VERY CLIMBABLE HILL
its climbable if you believe
in bio class we were talking about punnet squares and recessive genes and blood types and this kid was like both of my parents blood types are B and I’m a type O and the teacher was like no that’s impossible and whatever it turns out that the kid is adopted and he found out via bio class oh my fucking god










